I don’t know why but everyone who hangs out at my house ends up on my kitchen floor one way or another.
I can honestly say that I’ve never sat on your kitchen floor. :D
so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
Slam me in my tender butthole
I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.
SLAM ME IN MY TENDER BUTTHOLE
"The Phoenix" by Fall Out Boy
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